My Computer is down - That's what men are for

10月17日更新

女人最需要男人的時候：

• 當電腦壞結


• 電燈泡滅了


• 家裡出現了一隻小強


• 小巷裏有一隻老鼠


• 寫字樓的水機乾渴了


• 開車時迷路了、馬路上下起了滂沱大雨而擋風玻璃被雨水敲打得看不見前方

男人最需要女人的時候：

• 沒人幫他花錢


• 懷疑心不再跳的時刻（至少女人一驚一乍的大叫，足以起搏心跳）


• 懷疑自己耳朵不靈光（她是你24小時的聽覺測試器）


• 好久沒有聽八卦資訊（城中名人的八卦戀情足以影響財經消息）


• 好久沒人誇你能幹 - 踩死一隻小強可是個英雄

And I
Never thought I'd feel this way
And as far as I'm concerned I'm glad I got the chance to say
That I do believe I love you

And if I should ever go away
Well then close your eyes and try to feel the way we do today
And than if you can't remember.....


Chorus
Keep smilin'
Keep shinin'

Knowin' you can always count on me
for sure
that's what Men are for

In good times
And bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what Men are for

 

男人真好！

謝謝上帝賜我一個會修理電腦的弟弟！